Still No.

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Turtle Pie

Wonder in Amazement
Ponder Out loud
Stare straight Up
Pace Forty Steps
Point Due Left
Look for Racks
you are Here

Cruel and Unusual Punishment

What sick bastard at Mattel thought this one up.









A black opaque blister, where there used to be transparency.


Dickhead.


I'm thinking it's going to be a jet black, souped-up 1969 firebird with a chrome supercharger sprouting out of the hood, red-orange-yellow flames down the side, big fat burn 'em up tires in the rear which grip the pavement and thrust you against the back of your seat for just thinking of touching the accelerator.
When in reality it's a go cart motor hybrid, with 5" energy regenerative wheels, tofu bumpers, chia pet in the radio, Pilates mat on the roof, crapola car.
Screw him. I just won't open it.