Tag Lines

I've seen some good ones lately, here are a few...

(Insert your name), what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

A high I.Q is like a Jeep. You still get stuck, just further from help.

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling, which thinks that nothing is worth war, is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertion of better men than himself."
John Stuart Mill

Alcohol and Calculus should NEVER be combined.
So remember.....Don't Drink and Derive !!

If At First You Don't Succeed....
You Shouldn't Try Sky Diving.

"Some say a hero's born to be brave...but I'm here to tell you, a hero's just a scared man that doesn't walk away"
-Keni Thomas, Cornbread

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Looking down at a thwarted attacker when he's unconscious and bleeding may not be funny, but it beats hell outa lying on the floor bleeding and looking up at the bastard that put you there.

All of you bleeding-heart liberals, tree huggers, and stupid people, keep your laws to yourself and stay OUT of MY life. You sure as hell don't want me in yours....