New Girlfriend

It may very well be love this time. I mean it. I’ve felt this connection only once before, but she turned out to be a real b’tch. This one is different, gives me Goosebumps inside. You just know when it’s right, things click, you can hang out together, have a good time without a word spoken. She’s considerate, playful and runs a lot so she’s in pretty good shape. She’s French, doesn’t speak a word of English, but that hasn’t hindered the sparks from flying. The only drawbacks are the age difference, 6 years, and the size difference, about a foot and a half.

I just hope she sticks around longer than the last one, or Brutus will get all depressed again. Now if I could only find a woman like that…