More Quotes
Since they seem to be popular lately, here are a few others I've come a cross lately:
So, should I be offended that you are lying to me, or should I be offended that you think I'm that fucking stupid to believe this bullshit?
That’s more fucked up than a chicken wire kayak.
Your breath is so bad, it could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty & well preserved body, BUT rather to SKID In BROADSIDE, completely used up, totally worn out, and SCREAMING "WOW---WHAT A RIDE"!!
You're about as sharp as the cutting edge on a bowling ball.
Jesus loves you but the rest of us think you're an idiot
If breathing were not a brain-stem function you'd be blue and twitching.
Deny everything, admit nothing, and make counter accusations.
So, should I be offended that you are lying to me, or should I be offended that you think I'm that fucking stupid to believe this bullshit?
That’s more fucked up than a chicken wire kayak.
Your breath is so bad, it could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty & well preserved body, BUT rather to SKID In BROADSIDE, completely used up, totally worn out, and SCREAMING "WOW---WHAT A RIDE"!!
You're about as sharp as the cutting edge on a bowling ball.
Jesus loves you but the rest of us think you're an idiot
If breathing were not a brain-stem function you'd be blue and twitching.
Deny everything, admit nothing, and make counter accusations.
posted by dag at 4/05/2005 08:10:00 AM
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