Not in Websters

Assclown: noun
1) One, who, through the fault of his parents' conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.e.g: "You, my good sir, are an assclown."
2) A person who, while under the influence, makes a complete fool of himself while attempting humor. An assclown may wear an asshat.
3) An untalented schmuck.

And don't be afraid to use that line anytime it fits. It really has a nice ring to it, and feels very rewarding when properly used and addressed to the right person. Pick you moment wisely and feed it right in to the conversation. Now practice..repeat after me: "You, my good sir, are an assclown."


I'm outta here, see y'all in a while..

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